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thebootydiaries:

Date: hey let’s slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at ¼ speed

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lohver:

sometimes people don’t come back.

and sometimes that’s okay.

(via theblindvisionary)

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thebootydiaries:

*walks into room labelled employees only*

Employee: hey this room is for employees only

Me: then how am I standing here?

Manager: damn ur hired

(Source: fartgallery)

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necr0menace:

*eats incense like pocky sticks*

(via tattoosandlesbianz)

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unforgettable-madness:

friend: are you okay?
me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

(Source: smmamm, via unescapable)

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victini:

0ndo:

victini:

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

(via thebootydiaries)

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novitiate2017:

when mitski said i am a forest fire and i am the fire and i am the forest and i am a witness watching it i stand in a valley watching it and you are not there at all

(via rohie)

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timeaway:

I hope someday the timing is right

(via theblindvisionary)

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jigglypuffsvevo:

*cant handle it and goes to sleep*

(via cryspoise)

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horrorbisexual:

hermuis:

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

(via thedevils-den)

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