*walks into room labelled employees only*
Employee: hey this room is for employees only
Me: then how am I standing here?
Manager: damn ur hired
(Source: fartgallery)
609,804 notes
friend: are you okay?
me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?
(Source: smmamm, via unescapable)
318,182 notes
0ndo:
You can control white people by giving them cheese
cheese is so good tho
I got one
(via thebootydiaries)
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when mitski said i am a forest fire and i am the fire and i am the forest and i am a witness watching it i stand in a valley watching it and you are not there at all
(via rohie)
16,360 notes
Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol
not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me
(via thedevils-den)
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